Sunday, September 16, 2007
I simply enjoy terrorizing my seniors, especially Daryl. Is that how you spell it? Daryl! I know you read my blog, so can you just let me know how you actually manage to find your way here! In any case, I went down with the rest of the junior Dragon boaters to the 3rd International SAVA Sprints at the Lower Seletar Reservoir on Saturday. It was the 1st time I have ever been to a Dragon boat race, not to mention, to support my school in the race. It was definitely an eye opener and an interesting experience. Not only did it manage to spur my interest in the sport, it also made me excited about it. But I seriously doubt my chances of getting into dragon boat. The reason being, there are like 35 juniors and according to what the captain has said, only about 20 will be selected to join the team and the rest, rejected... There are many ex-rowers amongst the group of 35 and to top it up, there are many others who are physically stronger than I am. Yes! attitude counts, the mentality counts, but we cannot deny that having a group of already physically well-built and physically stronger paddlers will definitely make the task of 'leveling' them up easier.
And finally, I am feeling much better having rested the whole of last week and missing the trainings, which I believe is going to affect the impression of me amongst the seniors. But if they choose to believe that I am trying to 'siam' training, then there is no way I can change their mentality. In any case, I went to see a doctor on wednesday and I am pretty sure that the doctor is probably gay! He made me sit on the bed and asked me to take off my top. Just as I have lifted it up, I asked again, "Do I have to take the whole thing off?". His answer was a firm yes.
I was pretty puzzled 'cos doctors usually lift your tops to listen to your heartbeats wad, I have never been to one who wants you to take off your top! Well, that was just the beginning.... Next, he made me lie back and asked me if I felt pain in my groin! Well, obviously no, 'cos, only my tonsils are feeling sore and my throat with the occasional headaches thats all. And so, he made me unzip and pressed my pelvic bone, then, he asked again if I felt pain in the groin area. Again, the answer was no. He then asked a casual question, "Are you studying now? What School?". To which I answered, "Yes, NTU!".
Believing that its the end of my consultation, I was about to get dressed with him walking away, he suddenly turned and asked, " Have you had sex b4? Oral Sex?!?" That really scared the shit outta me, 'cos I was feeling rather defenceless with my top off and my shorts unzipped, but good thing, it all ended there and the doc actually told me that I may have had STDs or HIV, hence the questions that follow! I was going....oH....what the..... Seriously, thats like the most memorable incident at the doc's I will ever have. (Pssst....It was my 1st time at the clinic anyways.....)
You give my life a brand new start...
12:38:00 PM
